house - user 2018-02-24T06:54:46-05:00 WISDOM - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:143342 2011-11-04T07:18:02-04:00 2011-11-04T07:18:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A beautiful woman delights the eyes<br>A wise woman the understanding<br>A pure woman the soul BOREDOM - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:143060 2011-10-28T19:27:04-04:00 2011-10-28T19:27:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time<br>Serenty that nothing is PROGRESS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:143059 2011-10-28T19:23:40-04:00 2011-10-28T19:23:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Civilisation started the frst time an angry person cast a word<br>Instead of a rock BALANCE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:143058 2011-10-28T19:19:57-04:00 2011-10-28T19:19:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The word Happiness would lose all its meaning<br>If it was not balanced by the word Sadness SORROW - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:143034 2011-10-28T02:00:58-04:00 2011-10-28T02:00:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When a person can no longer laugh at themselves<br>It is time for others to laugh at them IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:141895 2011-09-27T10:04:13-04:00 2011-09-27T10:04:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>From Sesame Street only Elmo is allowed<br>to be shown<br>And thats only because hes Red DONT MIX - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:141847 2011-09-25T19:55:48-04:00 2011-09-25T19:55:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> IMAGINATION - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:141846 2011-09-25T19:55:06-04:00 2011-09-25T19:55:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> SMILIE - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:141844 2011-09-25T19:53:43-04:00 2011-09-25T19:53:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> REALLY OLD - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:141652 2011-09-18T20:50:08-04:00 2011-09-18T20:50:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I had a really good idea for the calendar challenge today<br>But laughed so hard when this came up in Google<br>I totally forgot what it was DOCTORS AND NURSES - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:141651 2011-09-18T20:48:27-04:00 2011-09-18T20:48:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> EMC2 - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:141650 2011-09-18T20:47:41-04:00 2011-09-18T20:47:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> BEAUTY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:141548 2011-09-15T16:32:48-04:00 2011-09-15T16:32:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> KID LOGIC - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:141510 2011-09-15T05:09:24-04:00 2011-09-15T05:09:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I didnt break it<br>I fixed it in a SPECIAL kind of way FUNNY FAKTS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:141495 2011-09-14T18:54:07-04:00 2011-09-14T18:54:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> AUSTRALIANA - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:141472 2011-09-13T18:32:08-04:00 2011-09-13T18:32:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common<br>They were made by lazy people for lazy people<br>so lazier people had more drinking time MIME - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:141389 2011-09-11T19:14:00-04:00 2011-09-11T19:14:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> MODERATORS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:141291 2011-09-08T18:32:43-04:00 2011-09-08T18:32:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you want to be one<br>Youll need to put up with a lot of rubbish<br>But still find the funny in rejection PLANKING OLYMPICS - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:141290 2011-09-08T18:28:23-04:00 2011-09-08T18:28:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> PUPPY LOVE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:141240 2011-09-07T22:28:12-04:00 2011-09-07T22:28:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> HOUSE - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:141216 2011-09-07T02:31:05-04:00 2011-09-07T02:31:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> FAMOUS QUOTES - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:141169 2011-09-05T18:06:47-04:00 2011-09-05T18:06:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A true friend will stab you in the front<br> Oscar Wilde LABOUR DAY - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:141136 2011-09-04T20:22:45-04:00 2011-09-04T20:22:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Work Rest and Play<br>But not necessarily in that order SAFETY - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:141134 2011-09-04T19:58:42-04:00 2011-09-04T19:58:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To truly keep ones self safe<br>One must remember and avoid the most dangerous of things<br>Commonly called THE WIFE DARWIN STUBBY - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:141045 2011-09-03T08:48:15-04:00 2011-09-03T08:48:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Australia is a big country with a big thirst<br>thats why our beers come in big sizes take that Texas BAD ADVICE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:140999 2011-09-02T01:29:43-04:00 2011-09-02T01:29:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes its far easier to say<br>S O R R Y<br>Than to ask for permission ISNT IT ANNOYING WHEN - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:140958 2011-09-01T04:20:40-04:00 2011-09-01T04:20:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The woman you love gives you that look<br>Only to utter those immortal words<br>Not tonight Hon I have a headache JAPAN - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:138444 2011-07-17T17:58:56-04:00 2011-07-17T17:58:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> WISDOM - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:138319 2011-07-15T00:33:45-04:00 2011-07-15T00:33:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> BEAUTIFUL EYES - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:138311 2011-07-14T18:50:49-04:00 2011-07-14T18:50:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Her eyes are like big white balls<br>with blueish green circles in them<br>with a black dot in the middle GAMBLING - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:138306 2011-07-14T18:30:37-04:00 2011-07-14T18:30:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I backed a great horse yesterday real runner<br>I know this because it took all of the other 7 horses to beat him to the post ...AND THATS WHEN SHE HIT ME - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:138135 2011-07-11T17:57:24-04:00 2011-07-11T17:57:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Whats the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman <br>One is a superhero the other is an instruction REINCARNATION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:138133 2011-07-11T17:50:55-04:00 2011-07-11T17:50:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So my wife and I are talking about reincarnation. I said You have to<br>come back as something different. So she says I want come back as a Cow<br>I said Your not listening to me PRUDES - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:137893 2011-07-07T22:12:37-04:00 2011-07-07T22:12:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Heck is where people go when they die<br>If they dont believe in Gosh GENETICS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:137892 2011-07-07T22:00:46-04:00 2011-07-07T22:00:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I was born to be a pessimist<br>My blood type is B negative FINE WINE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:137890 2011-07-07T21:36:01-04:00 2011-07-07T21:36:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>My wife told me she was like fine wine<br>getting better with age<br>So I locked her in the cellar DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:137880 2011-07-07T18:33:59-04:00 2011-07-07T18:33:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You stand out from the crowd<br>But for all the wrong reasons LIFE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:137740 2011-07-05T23:15:03-04:00 2011-07-05T23:15:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont take life too seriously<br>You wont get out alive anyway H LP - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:137728 2011-07-05T21:28:50-04:00 2011-07-05T21:28:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m<br>k yb rd CENSORSHIP - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:137724 2011-07-05T20:49:48-04:00 2011-07-05T20:49:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The worst thing about censorship is<br>removed by censorship dept WISDOM - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:137723 2011-07-05T20:42:18-04:00 2011-07-05T20:42:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im not as think as you drunk I am SMOKING - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:137722 2011-07-05T20:38:56-04:00 2011-07-05T20:38:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>its the leading cause of statistics FAILURE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:137607 2011-07-04T00:00:09-04:00 2011-07-04T00:00:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If at first you dont succeed<br>Destroy all evidence that you even tried EXPERIENCE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:137606 2011-07-03T23:51:52-04:00 2011-07-03T23:51:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is something you get right after you actually need it DEPRESSION - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:137605 2011-07-03T23:46:01-04:00 2011-07-03T23:46:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is just anger without any motivation MISCONCEPTION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:137604 2011-07-03T23:41:03-04:00 2011-07-03T23:41:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So my secretary walks into my office today in<br>nothing but here bikini bottoms<br>Apparently shed heard I was a Cunning Linguist WHY ARE PIRATES PIRATES - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:137591 2011-07-03T18:12:24-04:00 2011-07-03T18:12:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>because they Arrrrgggggghhhhhh HOUSE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:137473 2011-07-02T04:25:07-04:00 2011-07-02T04:25:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont care what is written about me<br>As long as it isnt true MANAGEMENT - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:137324 2011-06-30T02:11:21-04:00 2011-06-30T02:11:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All work and No Play<br>will make you a GreyBeard<br>Then it becomes all play and No Work ROMANCE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:137262 2011-06-28T20:09:27-04:00 2011-06-28T20:09:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> PRODUCT PLACEMENT 2 - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:137221 2011-06-27T22:12:32-04:00 2011-06-27T22:12:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> PRODUCT PLACEMENT 1 - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:137220 2011-06-27T22:11:51-04:00 2011-06-27T22:11:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> CRYING - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:137216 2011-06-27T20:49:12-04:00 2011-06-27T20:49:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It takes a big man to cry<br>But an even bigger man to laugh at that man RESPECT - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:137215 2011-06-27T20:45:00-04:00 2011-06-27T20:45:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A man doesnt automatically get my respect<br>He has to get down on the ground and beg for it PONDERING - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:137214 2011-06-27T20:40:16-04:00 2011-06-27T20:40:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As I watched the sunset fade from that salmon pink to flint grey<br>I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning<br>and how grey he was. And how I named him Flint UPPER HAND - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:137205 2011-06-27T17:05:24-04:00 2011-06-27T17:05:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I refuse to have a battle of wits<br>with an unarmed person GOODBYE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136991 2011-06-22T22:45:13-04:00 2011-06-22T22:45:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> MISTAKES - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:136978 2011-06-22T18:44:48-04:00 2011-06-22T18:44:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Typos are very important to the art of writing.<br>It gives the reader soemhting to look for so they<br>arent distracted by your total lack of content GOD - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136977 2011-06-22T18:29:30-04:00 2011-06-22T18:29:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> DELEGATION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:136976 2011-06-22T18:28:58-04:00 2011-06-22T18:28:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> IMMORTALITY - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:136975 2011-06-22T18:28:11-04:00 2011-06-22T18:28:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Write a wise saying and your name will live forever<br>Anon FUTILITY - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:136937 2011-06-22T00:06:45-04:00 2011-06-22T00:06:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I followed all the directions<br>but I ended up exactly where I started HEY BILL - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136932 2011-06-21T20:46:06-04:00 2011-06-21T20:46:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wanna swap your PBJ for my cucumber and cheese N S F W - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:136930 2011-06-21T20:34:08-04:00 2011-06-21T20:34:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not everything that is deemed NSFW has to do with adult material PHIL HARTMAN - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136924 2011-06-21T17:21:40-04:00 2011-06-21T17:21:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>HiIm Troy Maclure you may remember me from......<br>R.I.P Sept 24 1948 May 28 1998 GROWING UP - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:136884 2011-06-21T00:14:15-04:00 2011-06-21T00:14:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> AND WHEN LITTLE RON GREW UP - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:136839 2011-06-19T21:32:00-04:00 2011-06-19T21:32:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>he even founded a church FINALLY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:136825 2011-06-19T19:48:15-04:00 2011-06-19T19:48:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A book about understanding women SPARE TIME - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:136644 2011-06-16T21:16:02-04:00 2011-06-16T21:16:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>.....and people say Motifakers have too much<br>time on their hands COMMUNICATION - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136643 2011-06-16T20:28:51-04:00 2011-06-16T20:28:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>My boss told me to take a note today<br>So I opened his wallet and grabbed a 50 FRIENDS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:136637 2011-06-16T18:01:06-04:00 2011-06-16T18:01:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Those whom you select to be your friends<br>Can also be those who cause your demise PRAYER - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:136586 2011-06-15T19:12:06-04:00 2011-06-15T19:12:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> CONCLUSIONS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:136585 2011-06-15T19:01:18-04:00 2011-06-15T19:01:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the point at which you cant be bothered to think anymore H.T.F - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136583 2011-06-15T18:15:23-04:00 2011-06-15T18:15:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For when WTF just doesnt express<br>your level of surprise BEAUTY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136578 2011-06-15T17:48:07-04:00 2011-06-15T17:48:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is in the eye of the beer holder BAD DAY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:136576 2011-06-15T17:17:06-04:00 2011-06-15T17:17:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When youre having one of those days<br>Just try to remember<br>Your reason for being ................................................ - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:136506 2011-06-14T18:49:26-04:00 2011-06-14T18:49:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This is what I feel like doing when<br>my poster gets rejected but the mods<br>dont supply a reason DECEPTION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:136505 2011-06-14T18:46:09-04:00 2011-06-14T18:46:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> BLUE POSTER DAY - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136503 2011-06-14T18:13:09-04:00 2011-06-14T18:13:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> NO MERCY - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136465 2011-06-13T23:00:12-04:00 2011-06-13T23:00:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> 2AM DICTION - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:136463 2011-06-13T22:22:53-04:00 2011-06-13T22:22:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> BRAVERY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:136459 2011-06-13T20:27:29-04:00 2011-06-13T20:27:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont ever question the bravery of a soldier WINNER LOSER - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:136450 2011-06-13T17:47:03-04:00 2011-06-13T17:47:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bread 1<br>Bird 0 REJECTION - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:136449 2011-06-13T17:24:48-04:00 2011-06-13T17:24:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ive had this rejected twice already<br>So I wont make any remarks about a fast food chain<br>Ill leave it open to your imagination COLLEGE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:136448 2011-06-13T17:22:38-04:00 2011-06-13T17:22:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If these guys put as much effort into study<br>as they put into drinking games<br>wed have landed on Mars by now WORTH IT - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136447 2011-06-13T17:19:28-04:00 2011-06-13T17:19:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> HOUSE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:136337 2011-06-10T23:59:54-04:00 2011-06-10T23:59:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>King of Motifake for a Day<br>Pain in the proverbial for a lifetime CHILDREN - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:136283 2011-06-09T22:41:41-04:00 2011-06-09T22:41:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How they turn out is a direct product<br>of what society puts in ITS A VICIOUS CIRCLE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:136282 2011-06-09T22:39:16-04:00 2011-06-09T22:39:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>ever wonder if we only went to war for the oil<br>So we can continue to run our armed forces MOTICON ANNOUNCEMENT - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:136280 2011-06-09T22:35:42-04:00 2011-06-09T22:35:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Due to low attendance levels<br>Future MotiCons will be by webcast SURPRISE PARTIES - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136278 2011-06-09T22:25:30-04:00 2011-06-09T22:25:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its the thought that counts.....right A VIOLENT READ - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136277 2011-06-09T22:23:12-04:00 2011-06-09T22:23:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The girl at the bookstore said this book would Blow My Mind<br>I didnt think she was speaking literally HOT HOT HEAT - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:136276 2011-06-09T21:17:57-04:00 2011-06-09T21:17:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Next time your told to Light a Match<br>Be sure there are no flammable gasses nearby INDIVIDUALITY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136267 2011-06-09T18:06:03-04:00 2011-06-09T18:06:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In every group theres always that one member<br>Who just has to standout from the crowd<br>and do things thier way FAITH - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:136213 2011-06-08T23:16:32-04:00 2011-06-08T23:16:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> DISCOMFORT - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136212 2011-06-08T23:15:52-04:00 2011-06-08T23:15:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> TEST CRICKET - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:136158 2011-06-07T22:06:08-04:00 2011-06-07T22:06:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How can a game be played for 5 days<br>and still end in a draw EVEN AS A CHILD - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136157 2011-06-07T22:05:07-04:00 2011-06-07T22:05:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>there were signs that something was a little odd about Hitler<br>I mean honestly who parts thier hair on the right GREYBEARDS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:136156 2011-06-07T22:02:25-04:00 2011-06-07T22:02:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Have had to find ways to hide their identity in public<br>such is the power of demotivation PARENTS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:136155 2011-06-07T22:00:07-04:00 2011-06-07T22:00:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> TEACHING KIDS - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:136143 2011-06-07T19:43:56-04:00 2011-06-07T19:43:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Houses duaghter wanted to learn to ride a bike<br>and get over her fear of rollercoasters<br>So he combined the two SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:136140 2011-06-07T19:39:01-04:00 2011-06-07T19:39:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>because Traditional Ink tattoos<br>have become too mainstream SECURITY - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:136139 2011-06-07T19:37:21-04:00 2011-06-07T19:37:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have 6 locks in a row on my door and when I leave i only lock 3 of them<br>That way if someone tries break in theyre actually always locking 3 of them OPPORTUNISTIC - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:136106 2011-06-07T00:30:48-04:00 2011-06-07T00:30:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thats no way to treat a lady PESSIMISM - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:136088 2011-06-06T19:51:38-04:00 2011-06-06T19:51:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things<br>The glass is half full and its cracked and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth VIN DIESEL - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:136087 2011-06-06T19:42:26-04:00 2011-06-06T19:42:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Making web searches for XXX<br>return rubbish movies since 2002 POSITION VACANT - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:136085 2011-06-06T19:13:52-04:00 2011-06-06T19:13:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wanted Motifakers<br>Only awesome need apply TRUST - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:136077 2011-06-06T18:33:19-04:00 2011-06-06T18:33:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Love All Trust a Few<br>Do Wrong to none<br>Unless he drops you DREAMS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:136076 2011-06-06T18:29:26-04:00 2011-06-06T18:29:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only in our dreams are we truly free<br>The rest of the time we need wages DETERMINATION - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:136073 2011-06-06T18:22:22-04:00 2011-06-06T18:22:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even if you fall flat on your face<br>You are still moving forward EPITAPH - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:136072 2011-06-06T18:19:23-04:00 2011-06-06T18:19:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> DYSLEXICS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:136028 2011-06-05T21:32:50-04:00 2011-06-05T21:32:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Have more FNU WISDOM - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:136025 2011-06-05T20:54:59-04:00 2011-06-05T20:54:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Everywhere is within walking distance<br>If you have the time INDIVIDUALITY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:136023 2011-06-05T20:19:13-04:00 2011-06-05T20:19:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes standing out from the crowd<br>means your more likely to get picked CRIME AND PUNISHMENT - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:136021 2011-06-05T20:14:41-04:00 2011-06-05T20:14:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>GEEZ ALL I DID<br>WAS POST SOME MOTIFAKES SOUND FX - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135882 2011-06-02T22:25:14-04:00 2011-06-02T22:25:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In Motiland<br>Everyone can hear you scream<br>We just dont care enough to do anything about it EFFORTLESS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:135880 2011-06-02T20:59:21-04:00 2011-06-02T20:59:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Often that which looks effortless<br>Takes the greatest of skill and concentration<br>to accomplish LOVE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:135866 2011-06-02T17:19:26-04:00 2011-06-02T17:19:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> KNOW IT ALL - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135823 2011-06-02T00:25:05-04:00 2011-06-02T00:25:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> ACRONYM - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135822 2011-06-02T00:24:15-04:00 2011-06-02T00:24:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> STUPIDITY TACHOMETER - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:135815 2011-06-01T21:48:00-04:00 2011-06-01T21:48:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I can get it to rev all the way around to I PERIODIC TABLE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:135812 2011-06-01T20:11:04-04:00 2011-06-01T20:11:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> SCALE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:135800 2011-06-01T19:07:07-04:00 2011-06-01T19:07:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In hindsight the new Berlin Train<br>station public address system was<br>deemed to be slightly larger than necessary P.I.N - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:135748 2011-06-01T00:02:33-04:00 2011-06-01T00:02:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You should always find a number thats easy to remember<br>For me the prompt on the machine certainly helps GAS PRICES - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:135747 2011-05-31T23:59:35-04:00 2011-05-31T23:59:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>With the price os gas on the up since the late 80s<br>Even the ATeam has had to find more economic transport BREAKING NEWS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:135746 2011-05-31T23:57:09-04:00 2011-05-31T23:57:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Mystery magnetic ball carries away another victim UNDERWEAR - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:135740 2011-05-31T18:37:13-04:00 2011-05-31T18:37:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> CAT GUNS - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:135739 2011-05-31T18:31:12-04:00 2011-05-31T18:31:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> PREDICTION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:135738 2011-05-31T18:29:30-04:00 2011-05-31T18:29:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youd think with all those weather ballons<br>Wed be better at predicting the weather IM CONFUSED - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:135735 2011-05-31T18:04:12-04:00 2011-05-31T18:04:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you are a rebel just like everone else<br>Doesnt that make you a conformist <br>True rebels rebel against the rebellion REBELLION - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:135734 2011-05-31T18:02:04-04:00 2011-05-31T18:02:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hundreds gather to rebel against global warming WOMEN - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:135691 2011-05-30T22:23:21-04:00 2011-05-30T22:23:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is there anything they cant do<br>Apparently yes there is make my sammich WAIT......WHAT - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135689 2011-05-30T22:19:24-04:00 2011-05-30T22:19:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The internet can be wrong <br>Oh Man..... now Im gunna have to send my 5 year old to school DROWNING - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:135686 2011-05-30T20:34:40-04:00 2011-05-30T20:34:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> SUBSTITUTES - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:135682 2011-05-30T19:08:43-04:00 2011-05-30T19:08:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We may try and we may succeed<br>But is there ever really anything<br>That is as good as the real thing THE POWER OF PRAYER - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:135666 2011-05-30T17:19:50-04:00 2011-05-30T17:19:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Bloody hell here it comes <br>What do I do again <br> Oh I dont know Ill just pray for it to stop THE PEN - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135609 2011-05-29T18:36:48-04:00 2011-05-29T18:36:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> MEMORIAL DAY - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:135606 2011-05-29T17:57:53-04:00 2011-05-29T17:57:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> BILLIONAIRES - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:135413 2011-05-25T19:41:11-04:00 2011-05-25T19:41:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> EEEWWWWWW - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:135409 2011-05-25T18:51:53-04:00 2011-05-25T18:51:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Someone dipped the ball in dog poop BEST SIGN EVER - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135407 2011-05-25T18:47:25-04:00 2011-05-25T18:47:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Closely followed by<br> I barrack for the referree AUSTRALIA - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:135351 2011-05-25T02:31:47-04:00 2011-05-25T02:31:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Come Down Under for a Holiday<br>Stay Down Under because your economy is further south than we are AIRMAN - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:135348 2011-05-25T01:54:02-04:00 2011-05-25T01:54:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Igor Sikorsky would have motifaked if he could<br>But hell never be as good as Airman GRAND OLD LADY - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:135346 2011-05-25T01:49:44-04:00 2011-05-25T01:49:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Statue of Liberties fingernails weight 100 lb each<br>No Way Im giving her a pedicure BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:135345 2011-05-25T01:47:47-04:00 2011-05-25T01:47:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For when you given it your absolute all<br>.....And still lost..... PRICELESS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:135342 2011-05-25T01:39:27-04:00 2011-05-25T01:39:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Negligent Driving Fine 380<br>Ferrari F 360 300000<br>Seeing this douche write off the car Priceless STATE OF ORIGIN - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135312 2011-05-24T20:23:05-04:00 2011-05-24T20:23:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your yank football has nothing on the men of the Australian Rugby league FACE VALUE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:135311 2011-05-24T19:30:50-04:00 2011-05-24T19:30:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Well Hi There Why so shy<br>Its not like I bite or anything<br>Never ever take someone at face value TEAMWORK - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:135306 2011-05-24T18:36:49-04:00 2011-05-24T18:36:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only by working together can we close<br>the gaps and thereby create a platform for future generations to succeed DETERMINATION - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:135305 2011-05-24T18:33:02-04:00 2011-05-24T18:33:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Eevn in the face of adversity<br>If your heart is in it<br>You will succeed VEGETARIANS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:135242 2011-05-24T00:45:29-04:00 2011-05-24T00:45:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Harming our flora since 1892 PINATAS - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:63992 2009-07-15T12:09:27-04:00 2009-07-15T12:09:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Victims of child abuse. PARAMORE - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:63991 2009-07-15T12:06:31-04:00 2009-07-15T12:06:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>