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German Demotivational Poster


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am, #239093
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am, #218988
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm, #215221
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm, #215220
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am, #152951
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am, #168820
He cannot be serious! o.O


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201019
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am, #210178
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm, #210063
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm, #210053
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210052
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210051
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm, #210050
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm, #210049
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm, #210048
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am, #210038
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am, #210037
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am, #210036
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am, #210030
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am, #210029
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am, #210028
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am, #210027
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am, #210022
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am, #210021
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210018
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm, #210017
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm, #210016
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am, #209977
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am, #209966
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am, #209955
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209954
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209953
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm, #209943
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am, #225115
Thats a ripper.


MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.


TAGS: taxi mercedes germany cab
Rating: 3.17/5

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666 - April 29, 2009, 4:55 am, #76388
In aust u can get a Merc & a 300C as a taxi as well.. call em silver service


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm, #175951
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm, #175818
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm, #175817
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm, #175815
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


GERMANY -




EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am, #193073
Wow,


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm, #109576
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm, #109511
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm, #109205
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm, #109201
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am, #92035
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm, #91985
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


GERMAN SHEPHERD - It's a matter of origin.


TAGS: german
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by kuli

pro - January 2, 2009, 6:43 am, #48468
But how long can it survive eating its owner? (And what's a "musle"?)
vg - January 1, 2009, 11:42 pm, #48312
it can be taught to gtfo when it sees a gun musle and also quite basicly not to eat from anyone but the owner....
RnR - September 30, 2008, 4:30 am, #24453
it still cant outrun a speeding bullet, nor for that matter a pound of poisoned steak


SPELLING -


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am, #207971
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am, #207792
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am, #207779
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm, #207690
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm, #207596
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm, #207533
busted!
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am, #207520
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm, #207456
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm, #207368
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm, #207364
now this is a good one


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am, #122032
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm, #121962
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by culos

prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm, #260076
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am, #224147
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.




PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.




PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by RnR

Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm, #60532
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #60524
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm, #10174
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm, #10169
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm, #10113
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm, #10112
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


CAUTION THROWN TO THE WIND - CAN 'T YOU READ??


TAGS: german shepherd
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - August 13, 2012, 9:46 pm, #238392
Thanks, Spacedog
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 7:07 pm, #238387
I'm impressed by the guys vertical. It must have been the motivational speaking from the shepherd. :D
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:48 pm, #238368
Ah, the Shepherd/Pantser mix. Looks like my fellow quadruped is goin’ for the gold.


GERMAN FOOD -


TAGS: german wiener schnitzel food
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by champ99

justme - May 24, 2011, 12:24 pm, #219019
even before mcdonalds we had mcjojo
champ99 - May 24, 2011, 10:56 am, #219007
*they
champ99 - May 24, 2011, 10:55 am, #219006
Naww, the just took the recipe from them. Kind of like McDonalds and the big Mac, the did not invent it but they sell them by the ton. :)
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:30 am, #218996
So they were independent interim??
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:58 pm, #218948
dunno but it sure tastes good... send more to the netherlands
steph1 - May 23, 2011, 12:52 pm, #218944
wiener schnitzel - german food? did i miss something? has austria surrendered to germany, again?


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




GERMAN SPEED TRAP -


TAGS: german police
Rating: 4.67/5

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MetalliTool - August 15, 2011, 8:04 am, #223017
lol, good luck talking ur way out of that ticket!!
Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 7:58 am, #223015
Woah.. I say WOAH! Nothing like a visible police presence


GERMANS - ...And to think,they almost took over the world


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.38/5

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GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm, #217978
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm, #212140
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm, #212139
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160814
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm, #160604
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm, #160596
Cheers!


RESISTANCE -


TAGS: rebellion georg ohm resistor german
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:15 pm, #219453
Nice.
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:26 am, #219437
A LAWyer of 5ort5!


GERMANS - they DO have a sense of humour




WELCOME TO FRANCE - Name? : "Heinrich Himmler" Occupation? : "No just visiting zis time..."


TAGS: german occupation
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Urza - December 2, 2011, 7:45 am, #226323
Where is the relationship between the GDR and Himmler? It makes absolutly no sense.
forseti - April 8, 2010, 3:29 am, #170260
that's impossible ;)
vader - January 24, 2010, 6:34 pm, #154212
himmler with a passport of the german democratic republic??
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:14 pm, #127366
Also, your women are fat.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:13 pm, #127365
Relax, my 1/5 was just a joke too ! :p
CANADA - October 16, 2009, 12:55 pm, #127212
just visiting lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 6:04 am, #127127
Also, Your women are Hairy......Nice one Player.
Player_Meyer - October 16, 2009, 5:50 am, #127126
Haha... relax... was just a little joke... I'll let you eat cake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 5:42 am, #127125
you Frenchies never can take a joke........You do have some white Flag waving skills though.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 5:28 am, #127124
I don't like it. 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:35 pm, #127034
I love it. 5


STAUFFENBERG - Because resistance is never futile!


TAGS: nazi germany stauffenberg
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:34 pm, #150770
Skeeter11766 - check your PMs
Skeeter11766 - January 6, 2010, 11:21 pm, #150768
You've obviously never encountered a member of The Collective.
Mongo - November 9, 2009, 1:12 pm, #135287
It sure was for him
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 6:04 pm, #75728
Yes. If it weren't for movies I would have never had an appreciation for the everyday struggle of the Ewok.
ddh - April 26, 2009, 4:45 pm, #75721
You allways need films to see who is a hero?


BATTLE MECHS -




GERMAN SCHOOL EXCURSIONS - The Coolest By Far.




FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.


TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

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Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm, #59062
Bullsh*t since 1956.


TEUTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm, #182186
We never move on from anything that has a fun side


WWII -


TAGS: not true germany challenge
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:19 pm, #160497
This is the first poster I've ever felt embareassed for laughing at.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 1:27 pm, #160493
You're right...You could have.........XD.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 12:32 pm, #160488
I could have done this better.


GERMANS - Such big babies about that whole war thing.




PANACHÉ - The Bundeswehr have it




HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!


TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm, #145756
5 Points for the Animal House reference


YOU GOTTA LICENCE FOR THAT? - For some people, the word 'overkill' has no negative connotations.




GERMAN POPES - It's the Brezel that rules their mind!




WORLD WAR 3 - This time, Germany comes out on top




GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND - Why didn't America save us when we REALLY needed it?!


TAGS: germany england america no help
Rating: 4.15/5

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manticore - June 28, 2010, 7:34 am, #182237
5L's for Germany
Kung-Fu Devil - June 28, 2010, 5:51 am, #182233
Thanks Moo+ for the backhander. Forseti: Yeah but those 5 meant nothing. They were in a friendly, so I never got ahead of myself like the rest of us.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 3:51 am, #182229
5 WEMBLEY-GOALS! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:34 pm, #182206
In fact. 5L....(I still think you're a tool)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:31 pm, #182204
Subtle.


PLUMBING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: plumbing pipes germany
Rating: 2.31/5

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Muste be Berlin - May 12, 2009, 2:19 pm, #79612
Never has a City been this bellyup when it comes to money. So why dig them pipes in? Just place them over the Streets and everything is fine... except somebody drives a truck...


BLITZKREIG !! - TODAY, VE SHALL INVADE ALL ZER NARROW COUNTRIES !


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.25/5

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lazyphil - March 1, 2013, 4:38 pm, #243945
danke schoen for all your kind vords, zer are not many ov you yaunkees who appreciate zer beauty ov zer deutsche engineering. PS I am also out of weed, have been for weeks now, poss going insane
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 9:20 pm, #243916
OK. This minute, this poster hit me just right, and actually saved many a viewer from another lame poster of mine…cause I’ve got my evening laugh out. Cheers, lazyphil, whoever the phook you are…I’m officially out of weed. 5L


FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - A staple of every diet around the world (Almost)


TAGS: did the germans grab enough beer
Rating: 3.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 23, 2009, 12:17 pm, #129948
The moral of this story is to not live in a tent in the desert. I've learned my lesson now, thank you.
lolman - October 22, 2009, 5:51 pm, #129713
You screwed the order up, Germany should have been first, they spent the most


CUTE - She is!


TAGS: cute girl german h** woman
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by SAL

AudioStalker - July 13, 2010, 4:42 am, #184433
I'm quite sure there is a less "Stalker"-ish way of gettin' laid. I should know.
IllicoPresto - January 2, 2010, 10:43 pm, #149608
Ooooh, it that bacon around her neck?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:24 pm, #125255
Soooooo..... is it a hickey or an adam's apple?
BriaHere - September 18, 2009, 7:33 pm, #119389
Hitler was Austrian.
EliteDoom - August 20, 2009, 1:53 pm, #110192
Her male children will be able to grow excellent Hitler stashes.


HISTORY -




GERMAN YOUTH - Defeat runs in the family.


TAGS: german
Rating: 1.71/5

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Lola57 - April 30, 2009, 9:53 pm, #76755
Yeah, well disregarding Germany, like what my friend said that was told in school: "everything in life is all about winning and losing, all it takes is one failure in anything and it stands for who you are and you permanently suck, end of story." =p
Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:56 pm, #59065
They are from Bavaria...some say we should sell them to Austria. ;)
LogicDude - February 11, 2009, 1:31 pm, #58785
Sure they lost...but only after pretty much the rest of the world united against them...and just think, Germany is only a little bigger than the US state of Oregon!
... - February 11, 2009, 1:28 pm, #58780
only takes 1...correction 2 epic failures to officially suck
LogicDude - February 11, 2009, 10:20 am, #58725
The Germans have pretty much always kicked a** in wars for as far back as you can read in history; hell, the Germans even built the cannon we use on the M1 Abrams! It was just that whole "nazi" thing that was an epic failure.


JUST IN CASE - I'm very proud of my Grandfather. He shot down two German planes. Admittedly that was in 1958, but you can never be too careful!


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.08/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 6:57 pm, #165039
lol...love it 5L
Cwalda - February 28, 2010, 7:06 am, #161078
Oh I see now. Translation error :-D
MO - February 27, 2010, 8:17 pm, #161048
Man my avatar looks sweet shooting down Timmys!!!
MO - February 27, 2010, 8:16 pm, #161046
That's the whole point of the joke/poster Cwalda. Your first comment. Way to go, there timmy.
Cwalda - February 27, 2010, 8:10 pm, #161043
Excuse me, but in whitch conflict were german planes present in 1958?
ICEMAN - February 25, 2010, 12:06 am, #160638
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:21 pm, #160498
LOL 5L


GREAT INVENTIONS -


TAGS: germany hitler hair iron
Rating: 3.06/5

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Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:22 pm, #183024
now thats facken funny! 5L


Reality -




GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...


TAGS: soccer football fail germany karl heinz rumminige
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by sissialix

Captainglobehead - December 30, 2011, 5:05 pm, #227096
Completely different incident. Look closely at the uniforms. Nearly identical fail happened twice.
Sivark - October 31, 2010, 1:19 am, #200391
Look at the position of the hands and legs. it's not he same scene
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 1:42 am, #197342
LMAO!!! I know, right?
ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:41 am, #197341
it is the same guy, btu the pic was taken @ 2 differnt angles
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:58 pm, #181440
that is exact the same scene in black and white, isn't it?!? don't get it...


Veteran Aryan -


TAGS: german soldier kitten horrible pun
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:21 pm, #256181
Great play on words. :)
Greeny - August 12, 2014, 9:16 pm, #256179
*groan* good'n


Germans, they're a hoot -




WILL THOSE GERMANS EVER LEARN! - This is NOT how you build a Dutch WInd-mill!


TAGS: culos dutch german fail
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 12:55 pm, #205463
LOL! What do you have against whole grain, culos?


WATER - Less dense when solid, except for when it comes to occasional idiots.


TAGS: fail german ice water pool
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by spaz64

ughomer - February 6, 2013, 12:16 pm, #243261
Good first poster!
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2013, 11:28 am, #243259
The vid that's from is an excellent example of how "hold my beer and watch this" knows no cultural or language barriers


SCANDINAVIA - LETHAL TO GERMAN CARS -


TAGS: scandinavia car german death
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 17, 2012, 10:08 am, #241584
Nope! It's the bridge between Sweden and Denmark ;)
MuddySoapfish - December 15, 2012, 9:55 pm, #241513
I'm pretty sure thats the skyway bridge in St. Pete/Tampa Florida ...


ENGLAND'S NEXT WEMBLEY GOAL -




ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Breathalyser Der puffintem fur pistenarsen


TAGS: english german motoring terms
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:06 am, #223657
joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 9:05 am, #223526
It's call'd Alkoholtestgerät


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: schadenfreude is german for everything after fourth grade
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:17 pm, #123675
*make that ring finger8
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:16 pm, #123673
And if yer a** isn't "lonesome" I don't want to hear about it! ****s cigar with pinky finger*
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:15 pm, #123672
No. Don't be silly, your a** takes care of that all by its lonesome.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:15 pm, #123671
*that even fits*
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:13 pm, #123667
Heck the even fits....with the H. Wait! Does that H make my a** look fat?
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:11 pm, #123664
Thanks MOH ... hey!!! That H is contagious.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:06 pm, #123662
Where the Hell did that H come from?? Jebus H......
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:05 pm, #123661
Sean, deeerk isn't here to converse with people. JHust here to lay down some pointedly obvious drivel. I've tried to get his attention. Timmy doesn't look back. Completely oblivious! Nice to see others getting fed up with his lame a**.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 6:11 pm, #123647
"marriage" or "your working life" sounded too middle-age lame for me.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 6:06 pm, #123646
Stop being a di*ck, Derek. I had to pick some arbitrary benchmark for the joke ... or don't you get that?
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:22 pm, #123642
I think it's great. Derek is being rhetorical, questioning his role on this site.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 5:16 pm, #123635
After fourth grade your empathy atrophies and you become nasty?


VICTORY - This is what it looks like


TAGS: moscow russia germany victory war
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

forseti - September 10, 2010, 5:17 am, #193114
I deleted it. Wasn't that funny anyway ;)
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:07 am, #193111
Aggy, I uploaded an answer to this pic. Would you please have a look if it's ok to approve?!? thx ;)
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am, #193109
In soviet russia....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am, #193105
This is not a motifake....1L
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am, #193101
Georgi, didn't you learn from (your motifake) history?? THIS really insults me... No, just kiddin, don't give a nything. But perhaps I get you to think a little?!? 5 red stars from the vice world champion 1945.


ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Accident Der Bludimessen


TAGS: english german motoring terms
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 29, 2011, 9:46 am, #223668
Ironic Karma?
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 7:07 am, #223665
Same thing over and over again. Can't tell if irony or karma..
Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:07 am, #223659
joke joke jokety joke joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 9:07 am, #223528
It's a Unfall or more exact Autounfall...


ALL HEIL - Santa Klause!




GERMANS -




Tuners called -


TAGS: german
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by tes

Guy - March 25, 2009, 1:37 pm, #67935
And my Civic K20 hatch will still outrun you despite Germany's best efforts.


ELECTION RESULTS - They're amazing.




THEY CALL IT - OM NOM NOM!


TAGS: cake yummy german chocolate
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Silvermist

lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 8:56 pm, #155046
Happy Birthday
Silvermist - April 5, 2009, 10:50 am, #70678
I am so ashamed... please forgive me. I could not help myself, I just wanted to eat it so bad and I couldn't!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:53 pm, #70521
Awww...Silvermist...shame on you. Tunnel = 1
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:50 pm, #70517
German Chocolate Cake is the most delicious cake. However, Silver, you've been around long enough to know better than to tunnel.
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm, #70512
I'm sorry you did not like the motifake. But the cake really is pretty tastey. They call it : Deutsch Schokoladenkuchen, just for reference...
Bob Chin - March 24, 2009, 3:54 pm, #67588
Ok...The original is titled after the picture, so it's a one. If this were made into a tunnel I'd try to figure out what it's called in German, but title the poster "Cake Geman Chocolate" and then say "danka schien" or something equally numb. Tunnel=1


AMERICA? - Nope, Never Heard Of Them




ADVENT CALENDARS -


TAGS: advent calendar deer fail germany christmas
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by CasperV

thebearjew1995 - February 2, 2011, 1:04 am, #211415
with advent calendars, you open up the numbers depending on what day it is in christmas. the reindeer is 21 so he will get his face opened up on the 21st so hes like "f***"
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 8:04 am, #136056
I've apparently missed the point of this poster. Don't blindfold reindeer? That one is worth 21 points?
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:52 pm, #135655
this is f***ing stupid


GERMANY - Fail at war. Twice in a row.


TAGS: germany but its actually france read this
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by King Graing

William Wallace - August 25, 2009, 7:25 am, #111875
France was a** ra**d to bad :o))
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:57 am, #78471
What France did during World War Two had very little to do with who actually won the war. France was defeated in World War Two. Remember ?
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm, #78252
This brings back memories of drinking coffee in Berlin along the banks of the Seine River! So much fun!
Erecrottod - May 1, 2009, 8:42 am, #76859
Read the tags before tunnelling about some kind of "geographical ignorance"


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